I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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