Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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