What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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