I can't breathe out the right side of my face
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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