Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
