everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
This house was built for laser tag.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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