I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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