My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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