**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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