why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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