I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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