Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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