Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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