You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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