What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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