so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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