How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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