He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
