yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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