So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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