and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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