This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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