Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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