If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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