Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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