I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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