fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
