Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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