I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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