We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm determined to sit on that face.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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