i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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