Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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