oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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