If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I need to calm my uterus...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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