We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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