im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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