I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
