well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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