So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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