just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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