I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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