I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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