the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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