i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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