Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Randomize