More tranny stories later!
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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