Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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