You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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