Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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