I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Boobs are out for the taking
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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