Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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