You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
the day after is always just damage control
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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