I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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