bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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