do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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